See Gulls

The seagulls of Vancouver are infamous, known for snatching food right out of people’s hands, pooping everywhere, and just generally being a menacing presence. It’s gotten so bad, some places have had to get trained hawks to scare them off. When you see gulls… it’s on sight.

So go find some seagulls. And after that, you know what to do.

NOTE: do not actually harm seagulls, they’re protected under the Migratory Birds Convention Act. But definitely do not feed them either.