Gosling Fanclub

I need help! I’m a big fan of Gosling and his work, and I’ve found every picture of his that you can find on the internet and printed them out and put them on my wall, but I need MORE. The Gosling collection MUST GROW. I know he’s Canadian, so he’s got to be around here somewhere, can you find him and—

Oh, what’s that? Ryan Gosling doesn’t actually live here, so getting new pictures of him would be impossible? I’m probably thinking of the other famous Canadian actor named Ryan who actually is from Vancouver? My obsession with Gosling is “unprofessional” and “weird” and “a little creepy”? No, I, uh, no, I, uh—

Yeah, haha, what I, uh, actually meant is that I, uh, wanted pictures of goslings. Yeah, that’s what I meant! Goslings. Like, young geese. The Canadian kind. Canada geese. Yeah, a picture of those will do too. Equally valuable, to me. For sure. Haha. Yeah. I definitely didn’t mean Ryan Gosling, that would be so weird! What am I, some kind of creepy stalker, or, or, or a paparazzo, or, or, or a groupie? Pfft, what do you take me for?

Anywayyyy… do you want to watch Project Hail Mary and The Notebook with me later after VanScav is over? :)